Most (all) of the clothes you see on the street on a given day in Israel seem to fall under one or more of the following categories:
- A shirt with a number on it
- A shirt with a hillariously irrelevant and/or misspelled English phrase
My personal favorite was the shirt that inspired the title of this post. Another, just to get the ball rolling, was seen by Jacob in his early days in Israel:
“X-Ray Your Emotions.”
Zabaj: the Junk in Israel's Trunk 
My all-time favorite is “PINK T-SHIRT Ping Pong for you!!!” — written on a black shirt, of course.
My fave — skin-tight pink T-shirt worn by a man, of course, walking on the beach in Tel Aviv:
“Sex, Drugs, and Zionism!”
Wow, that shirt is brilliant.
Has anyone seen the “Fuck the sale” signs on stores anywhere? Hilarious!