Top 10 Ways the Hooters in Israel Will Be Different

10) The mild wings will be mild, and the medium wings will be mild and the hot wings will be mild

9) Lots of zabaj

8 ) “I go there for the wings” = “I go there for the hummus”

7) Cafe botz

6) Random frechot passers-by will be mistaken as employees (and probably will be)

5) The 3-mile island wings will be Ke’ilu Harif…the 911 wings will be Ke’ilu Ke’ilu Harif…and the samurai wings will be wings in thai sweet sauce

4) Shirat HaSirena will work there

3) There’ll be a selectorit to keep all the arsim out

2) Somehow they’ll find a way to charge you for the boobs (cost/boob)

1) One word: “Hooters-im” (הוטטארסים)

hootersim

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3 Responses to Top 10 Ways the Hooters in Israel Will Be Different

  1. ramboblog says:

    I bet there will be lots of Sexual ערס Ment!!!

  2. Kibalti Fak says:

    There’ll be a selectorit to keep all the arsim out

  3. eliesheva says:

    Nice… But I’m staying faaar away. I get enough crap at bus stops.

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