RIP: Chana Nicole Smith

March 7, 2007

Asael: Rambo STOP!

Rambo: man, can’t you see I am taking a leak?

Asael: yes but not on this sign! have some respect, ANNA NICOLE SMITH IS DEAD!!!

Rambo: oh no! that’s terrible! who the fuck is Anna Nicole Smith?

Asael: remember that fat blond chick who became very thin; she was an American model, actress and celebrity. Her highly publicized marriage to oil business executive and billionaire J. Howard Marshall, 63 years her senior, resulted in speculation that she married the octogenarian for his money, which she denied.

Rambo: you mean that girl that used to talk like Sylvester Stallone in Rambo First Blood Part II?

Asael: yes.

Rambo: and she’s dead?

Asael: yes, she is dead.

Rambo: did you kill her?

Asael: no, stupid! I don’t kill blondes!

Rambo: brunettes?

Asael: I really can’t talk about it!

Rambo: whisper to me!


Rambo: ok got it… so we’re going to her funeral?

Asael: well, for some reason it’s not so much a funeral as there is a big trance party in Yaffo. And we’re not going!

Anna Nicole

The sign, posted throughout the streets of Tel Aviv, reads:

We are shocked at the unexpected death of the trash bunny

Anna Nicole Smith, rest in peace

Thirty days following her death, a memorial ceremony will take place, in the Cliff Club in Yaffo, at 33 Tzorfim Street, Friday, March 2nd, 2007

The mourning family:

Pug, MySpace, Notorious Jay and Electro Panica

* for more from Rambo the dog, check out his blog.